Abstract The philosophical zombie—a being physically and functionally identical to a conscious human yet lacking subjective experience—has served for three decades as a central intuition pump for David Chalmers’ Hard Problem of Consciousness. The conceivability of such a zombie is claimed to demonstrate that consciousness is not logically entailed by physical or functional facts. This paper refutes that conceivability claim using empirical and clinical evidence from the only real‑world phenomena to which the term “zombie” legitimately refers: the chemically induced, brain‑damaged individuals documented in Haitian Vodou tradition and described by ethnobotanist Wade Davis in The Serpent and the Rainbow. Haitian zombification involves tetrodotoxin (pufferfish venom)‑induced catalepsy, premature burial, anoxia, and diffuse frontal lobe damage. The resulting individuals are not functional duplicates of healthy humans; they exhibit profound impairments in volition, affect, and integrated selfhood. No case exists—in neurology, psychiatry, or toxicology—of a human with fully intact high‑level function (language, planning, social behaviour, self‑report) lacking phenomenal consciousness. Therefore, the philosophical zombie is not conceivable; it is a culturally contaminated fantasy. We argue that the Hard Problem’s conceivability argument collapses, and the proper scientific question becomes: why does a certain type of functional organisation (homeostasis → allostasis → coherence) necessarily give rise to subjective experience? We answer with a developmental‑functional model grounded in interoceptive driver signals, illustrated through third‑grade intuitive examples: hunger, fear, and social bonding. This reframing dissolves the Hard Problem without ontological excess. Keywords: philosophical zombie, Hard Problem, Haitian zombie, tetrodotoxin, consciousness, conceivability, homeostasis, allostasis, interoception, functionalism, polyvagal theory
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